the-laughing-cactus:

the man at Starbucks asked what my name was and i freaked out and told him it was carpet

ieatgokudera:

EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

thespookiesttaco:

i would do my homework but

sadly i am only an eel

freddybenson:

i cant believe burger king bought tumblr

beverybitterprince:

kardigone:

Oh god, not French.

ANYTHING BUT THE FRENCH.

hoN HON HON HON

overhumor:

wow she has really long le—

wait

vocodex:

my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing 

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.